Patriotic Haiku for July
Andrew was in a political mood at the July 5, 2016 edition of Tuesday Funk.
Our nation's birthday,
favorite of nation's kids,
bane of nation's pets.
Pyromaniacs
send puppies into panic
with sonic onslaught.
Trump and Hillary
give so much ammunition
to the other side.
Elitists hate Trump.
My mom still hates Hillary
because she kept Bill.