Cohost Andrew Huff read a quartet of his trademark topical haiku at our show on June 4, 2019.
Hair always looks worst
the week before a haircut --
and best the day of.
If Trump's trade tariffs
don't destroy Midwest farmers,
maybe the floods will.
New abortion laws
put women's lives in danger.
How is that pro-life?
If you are threatened
by the concept of gay pride,
just how straight are you?
