Current events couldn't help but make their way into cohost Andrew Huff's topical haiku at the July 2, 2019 show.
Once liberators,
now a nation that constructs
concentration camps.
Proud Americans
forget the reason we fought:
freedom from tyranny.
Independence Day
fails to live up to its name
while we still detain.
Meanwhile...
Patriotism is
rooting for women's soccer
to conquer England.
